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Retired Varsity 6th Man of the Year – 3 sports
Took my talents to the couch to preserve my health and all time sports brain
I watch sports allllll dayyyy on the couch.
I read sports allllll dayyyy on the couch.
I listen to sports allll dayyyy on the couch.
I write sports alllll dayyyy on the couch.
Combine this sports overload with a HOF sports brain x (hours of couch experience) = Couch King
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