Sergio you suckkkk – please stop playing golf

Sergio has always been an all time loser.  Before finalllyyy winning ONE major in his 20 year career (turned pro in ’99) he had the longest career streak without winning a major.

This clown Sergio just went in the drink FOUR shots in a row.  He went all Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup, style on this hole and just kept hitting the same shot.  And believe it or not that same shot 4 times had the same outcome all 4 times.  THE WATER.

Sergio is one of those all time losers that used to talk trash about Tiger and people would actually call this clown a ‘rival’ when Tiger was dominating earlier in his career.

Guys like Sergio, David Duvall and all the other dopes who didn’t win anythinggg

Remember that one time in 2007 at the British when you missed an eight-footer for the win in regulation before losing in a playoff to Padraig Harrington?? Yea before your lucky jacket run last year, that was the closest you sniffed a major win over the 18+ years you’ve played.  You suckkkk.  Just retire already.

Sergio will obviously be cut tomorrow with the rest of the scrubs.

But this time Sergio do yourself and all of us a favor, don’t play again please.

So we don’t have to listen to dumbass Tom Rinaldi stories about you sucking anymore.