After a long hiatus, I have returned. Not that I haven’t been laying on the couch this whole time, it’s just that I haven’t gotten up to write about sports in a while. Kind of like a Rip Van Winkle but on a couch instead of under the tree. Here are a few quick hitters to get us back on the board:
- Was Rick Pitino ahead of his time? He paid players, got them drugs and hookers, now they get paid on their own and buy their own h….
- Is MLB back? With silly rule changes rivaling beer-league softball on Tuesday nights? Pitch clock, ghost runners and bigger bases? WE. ARE. BACK. Now call me in October
- Is NIL making college sports unwatchable? Was the 22/23 NCAA Football and Basketball seasons one of the worst school seasons ever?
- Can we all agree we are finally done with Tiger Woods? No mas
- These NFL contracts are getting absurd. How many $100m DTs are in this league? Forget Deshaun Watson, how about Daniel Jones and Lamar Jackson?
- Where are the pros in college bball this year? Hard to find a top 5
- How’s LIV working out? That $200m (yes, reread that) LIV paid Phil [f’ing] Mickelson still good? He still playing?
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